Hehe, this reminds me of the turducken! This is the most Kick Ass Taco ever!

Well if you remember the post about the post about the “Drama Prairie Dog” there is now a better video out. This is better suited to testing your THX certified home theater system. I think they should adopt this as the intro:

So there was a commercial from GoDaddy which was rejected by Fox. It was supposed to air during the super bowl. It featured Danica Patrick, a sprint car driver. They are trying to use sex to sell domains I guess. I forgot about watching it at www.godaddy.com but finally got around to seeing it.

I think its no wonder Fox rejected it:

Could it be any more subtle?

I guess not, anyway, this appears to be a big theme at GoDaddy, having these really racy commercials here. Cause you know, when I think domain names, I think of big breasted women!

I don’t get the attraction for Danica anyway. They have been pushing her to be ths sex icon and it just doesn’t work. She must be the most tomboyish woman on TV, she just cant pull it off. I mean look at this:

Oh wow, how sexy, antifreeze!

I thought I had found the worst of the worst in terms of commercials in my life, but this one by far wins all awards for worst music, terrible acting, terrible product placement, and WHAT THE HELL?!:

apparently it is cockroach poison. I think the guys who filmed this were high off the fumes from this product.

You know I have seen some pretty stupid workout equipment in my life but this one takes the cake:

You got to be kidding me right? That is the most stupid thing I have ever seen in my life, The Hawaii Chair. Common people for the love of … Do you think this thing is going to make you look like Brad Pitt? Puhleeze. They should have called this the Retard Chair because you have to be an idiot to buy it.

You know, I am not a fan of Ellen, but this was actually quite funny:

and shows some real life use of this chair and how just insane it is.