OMG People, every time I bring up the Techno Viking, its like you guys have no idea who I am talking about. Alrighty then, I guess I gotta educate the masses. This viral video has got to be the most surreal thing I have ever seen. I only wish I had a dancing entourage to follow me around. Maybe, just maybe, when I grow up, I’ll be as cool as this guy:

Just remember folks, the Techno Viking does not dance to the music, THE MUSIC DANCES TO TECHNO VIKING!

Man just what in the HELL is going on in this video? Its almost like this was staged, but no, its real, this kinda shit just happens to the Techno Viking. It got me thinking, I wonder what it was like when he was little, did this stuff just start happening? Maybe its just in his blood. Kinda like he was blessed by fairies or something that the music moves to him, not the other way around. Well low and behold, I found the video of him when he was a little boy:

See, I TOLD you he was blessed. Look at the Budweiser Girls, they sprinkled him with their fairy dust and blessed him to become the Techno Viking! The Techno Gods are pleased, and they smile when he dances! This is like the next Aesop’s Fable or something!

I guess every story has to have an ending, the circle of life or something, so here you go, flash forward 70 years in the future, the Techno Viking, a little older, a little wiser, still the raver:

If only I could understand his wealth of knowledge he spats. At any rate, Live on Techno Viking! Your work is far from over!

I rather remember him in his prime, ya know.  The following is how I will always picture our hero.  By the way, if you have epeleptic seisures you may not want to watch this, but this is Techno Viking in all his glory:

Just awe inspiring!