You know by now my love for Sam’s Club. You find the most random stuff there you didn’t think you needed. Then in the parking-lot your like, WTF I spent 300 bucks on all this crap.

Oh well, one of those, impulse buys, was this 6 pack of dust remover. I didn’t go in with the intention of buying it, but I couldn’t resist it at such a low price … 3 bucks!

After spending about 3 hours in the place, I haul my covered wagon of crap to the checkout counter. Well when this stuff gets through the register, BEEP!!!! An alert pops up stating to check my ID. Apparently you have to be 21 to buy this stuff! Really?

The checkout lady said that its cause kids are huffing it to get high. I forgot, in this country, we make laws to protect stupid people instead of encouraging common sense. I think its pure Darwinism that someone huffing this shit shouldn’t progress those genes to the next generation. I mean whats next? Are you going to have to be 21 to buy a bag? Cause I am sure I heard people getting high suffocating off that.

Come to think about it, if you are old enough to drive, 16 years old, and you buy gas, who the fuck keeps you from huffing that shit? I guess they didn’t think of that one. I think by doing this, Sam’s actually opens up themselves to lawsuits. After all, if they have now the provisioning to check ID for this crap, that means they take the responsibility that this will not go into the wrong hands.

Well what ticked me off is that I got carded in the first place. I guess I look sketchy, and this item just didn’t match everything else I bought. You know, 72 vitamin waters, 5 gallons of mayonnaise, and a 6 pack of Dust Remover. That sounds like the ingredients you’d buy for a great weekend actually!