Okay I thought I was done with getting these freaky crazy bad fortune cookies. But look at the above! I mean what the hell is this crap. These are the most crazy messages to give someone. I am done with eating at Golden Wok, that place just trying to bring me down.

I mean honestly, who makes a cookie with the fortune:

You laugh now, wait till you get home

I took the photo above cause NO ONE would believe me. Dude, if I catch that fortune cookie writer in person, I’m going to pop him one. He’s just trying to tick me off. Why does he continue to try to make me mad? I mean what did I do to him?

Well Fortune Cookie Man, if you are reading this, heres a fortune cookie for you:

He who tick off John, get punch in face