So I came accross this site for hosting by accident and I had to talk about it. So lets look at the site:

Notice anything weird? Okay lets zoom in:

WTF IS THIS?! OMG is this what we consider sexy? I mean I know sex sells and all, but seriously someone help this lady. I think she just got shot in the eye by a BB gun. Alex had a good description, its scary. Using his words, the kinda scary where she would stab your puppy or boil your rabbit. Yeah you guys have seen the movie Fatal Instinct. Well I guess she’s working in web hosting now.

Random clip of the day, came accross this video:

Original influence for which came from our friends at Homestar Runner! Yeah I know, another song to be stuck in yo head! I love how the dog is sleeping on the “pee pad” instead of using it. Thats exactly what always ends out happening.

BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAYEEEE!!!!

Holy crap are we scraping the bottom of the barrel here. If these two hood rats came looking for a job, I’d have to tell them to leave. Who are they trying to attract here? There is WAY too much slang in this “professional” employment ad.

Girl, you aint heard? This job fair is going to be off the hook! Oh snap bee-ach!

Remind me to stay away from Orlando Fashion Square Mall.

You know sometimes … sometimes you don’t have to put a description for stuff, the video speaks for itself. The following is prally the most unfortunate name for a diet pill. How much we learned since 1982:

They make a good point:

Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AYDS!

I don’t know about you, but having AYDS would make me damn nervous lady! And is a size 6 worth it? I heard you loose a damn lot of weight with malaria too, at least that aint permanent. I think I’m going to start a weight loss kit. All it will need is a straw. The directions would be simple:

Sip water through straw from free standing rainwater puddle.

This is guaranteed to have you catch something that will make you drop weight.

I remember seeing this a couple of years ago and thinking WHAT THE HELL! So they had this barbie with a dog, it eats and poops. Okay realistic and OMG how much fun is that? I dunno, maybe its a girl thing, but I never understood the fun of dolls and stuff having bodily functions. But, I digress, this has to be the worst idea ever. This dog gets fed a treat and poops it out, then you use the pooper scooper and pick it up. FUN FUN FUN! But wait, the treat is the same as the poop! It goes in, and comes out, then ya put it back in its mouth! BAD DOG; BAD BARBIE!! I think your giving the wrong message here guys. It kind of reminds me of the movie plot of “Seven“. You can only watch the commercial and see what I mean here:

… THE HORROR!

I think you’ll see a news report later on how the dog attacked Barbie and how no one saw it coming.  Well you heard it here first.  I’m warning ya Barbie, that dog’s going to take vengeance!