Okay went to eat at Golden Wok, one of my favorite restaurants. At the end of the meal of course they give you the fortune cookie. Well I get the following fortune:

Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done

What kinda crazy ass f’in fortune is that? Thats some really screwed up shit to tell someone who was in an accident the day before and already obsessive compulsive on other stuff going down. So I flagged the waitress down and told her “I am not happy with this fortune cookie please give me another one”. She laughs, and I give her this serious look like no you don’t get it, I want another fortune, get me another one. So she comes back laughing and says here’s two more hope they are better.

Gingerly I open the next one, and Arthur is sitting across from me laughing his ass off cause I am like this better be a good one. Open it up and I get the following:

You think too much. Today means action. Carry out your plan.

DAMIT THE HELL! Yeah Mr Fortune Cookie Writer you make me think too much, you just gave me two shitty fortunes in a row WUT THE HELL. So Arthur is nice enough, he gives me the third one and says okay dude this is destiny you need to make this a good one.

Hoping upon hope I don’t get another bad one, I open this one, open my eyes and get:

You should pay for this dinner. Be generous.

Now if that aint some shit. Well its better than the two before, I guess I am stuck. Ironically I did actually pay for the dinner, but lets not give credit to the cookie mkay. Now I know you wouldn’t believe me unless you saw the pictures of the cookies, well here you go:

Now aint that some crap or what? If I find that fortune cookie writer I am going to give him a swift punch to the face. Thanks for sketching me out Mr Fortune Cookie Man you ruined a nice meal.