My apartment says that the security fence is a security feature and charges extra for it. Well when it ain’t open (which is 90% of the time) or broken and wont open automatically when I gotta go to work, it sure “looks” secure. Except for what happened above. Some dude decked out his motorcycle or something into it. You could fit a small parade through the hole now! Oh and I should mention that before this happened, even when the fence was in its height of service, my neighbor’s car had all 4 tires stolen from his car. Left on blocks! I wish I had a picture of that. Woke up that morning going to work and said, hmm that’s weird. When I came back, my neighbor told me

Hell of a neighborhood we live in eh!?

It wasn’t till then that I had realized that they were truly stolen. I am a super light sleeper as I have mentioned before, but I didn’t hear a damn thing that night. Its bout time to move out this jonx.