Man I LOVE “The Soup” show. Its got spot on comedy that is right up my alley. Particularly I love Lou the Chihuahua. Don’t know who he is? Here is a few samples:

Love that little guy.

My apartment says that the security fence is a security feature and charges extra for it. Well when it ain’t open (which is 90% of the time) or broken and wont open automatically when I gotta go to work, it sure “looks” secure. Except for what happened above. Some dude decked out his motorcycle or something into it. You could fit a small parade through the hole now! Oh and I should mention that before this happened, even when the fence was in its height of service, my neighbor’s car had all 4 tires stolen from his car. Left on blocks! I wish I had a picture of that. Woke up that morning going to work and said, hmm that’s weird. When I came back, my neighbor told me

Hell of a neighborhood we live in eh!?

It wasn’t till then that I had realized that they were truly stolen. I am a super light sleeper as I have mentioned before, but I didn’t hear a damn thing that night. Its bout time to move out this jonx.

So as I had mentioned, I was having terrible issues sleeping. Thursday night was going to be the first time I actually slept. But you know the fates had one more monkey wrench to throw into that plan before that happened. When I was settling down to go to sleep and on the new meds, my fridge got possessed and the above video I recorded at 1 AM. Ya know its a big cosmic joke sometimes just the kinda whack crap happens to me. I mean of all the times for this to happen, the one time for relief and this happens? Common dude, its enough to make a person crazy. Still not convinced eh? We’ll once I unplugged this stupid fridge, the power went out twice. Not normally an issue but I need to have electricity for my CPAP. I’ll have to record the new barking dog of the neighbors and the car alarm that goes off every time it thunders. I think this is how those super villains are made in those Batman movies. My super power will be the inability to sleep and my super pissed off attitude.

Sorry no updates till now, I have been having some rough times with sleeping. This week, I went almost 5 days without sleep. Off an on for the last 3 weeks, I have been up for more than 24 hours every other day. Seen 3 doctors about it. In between stupid suggestions from these doctors like “take benadryl”, telling me its acid reflux, and having me go through a fluoroscopy exam of my GI, I got a 3rd opinion and this doctor finally listened and helped. Finally I think we are on the mend. I can only hope so.

You know we learned about sizes in kindergarten. There are 3 simple differentiations.  There is a small, medium, and large. If you don’t have one of them, there are only 2 (a little subtraction for you guys right). That means you cant have a medium. Definitions for medium states from Dictionary.com:

1.a middle state or condition

You need at least 3 items to have one in the middle, that makes it MEDIUM. Note the size comparison they put up for you so you know what a large is. That’s like SUPER large, its 3 times the size of the “medium”. Its no wonder we Americans (me included) are so fat. We can’t tell the difference between, too little and HOLY CRAP that’s a lot of food.