Dear FedEx Carrier
| Dear FedEx Carrier, I came home to find your note on my door. Not even a phone call? You don’t know how much this hurts. I cant help but think your avoiding me. Was it something I said? Maybe … we are growing apart. I know what it is. Its because I used UPS that one time. How many times do I have to say I am sorry! I was just weak, just that ONE time! I told you her overnight guarantee was too much to pass up; coming by in her knee high brown socks and shorts; I’m only human dammit, it meant nothing! Will you never stop punishing me for that one time! I’m so sick of paying for that mistake. You’ll never let it drop. Well you know what? Its not all me ya know! You promised me “The World On Time” … yeah right. When YOU’RE in the mood! If you think I’m going all the way downtown to your place … well you got another thing coming! I’m sorry, I know I’m yelling. Lets not do this, we are adults. Just come home okay? I’ll be here to sign this time. Forgive me, my FedEx Carrier …. |
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May 27th, 2007 at 9:15 am
LMFAO!
May 28th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Go easy on her John.
June 10th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
This one takes a close second to the Doritos teacher