Yum Yum Drink It Up

May 20th, 2007 by John Strunk

There are few things I love in this world as much as coffee. Mmmm Mmmm. So when waiting for a prescription to be filled I found myself at Bed Bath And Beyond. Buried under much more sexy coffee machines was this little guy. A steal this guy was only 50 bucks. The last one I got was from Walmart. A ripoff it only lasted exactly a year. I think there is some conspiracy to have products fail after 1 year. At any rate, this guy comes with all the bling baby. Big pimpin coffee! its got all the features and bling you could want:

Auto Shut-Off after 2 hours (SWEET! My house wont burn down if I leave it on!)
Brewing Pause ‘n Serve (NO I cant wait, lets get on with it, start filling up the cup!)
Digital analog clock (OMG it tells the TIME! What time is it? TIME FOR MORE COFFEE!)
Make 12 cups (HOLY CRAP lets count that up … that means MORE COFFEE!)
Self cleaning (AWSOME cause I am FRICKEN LAZY!)
Brushed chrome accents (DAMN the ladies gunna love this! BLING BLING MF’er!)
Removable filter basket (DUDE that means I can use this over and over again! No disposable coffee makers for me!)
Adjustable temperature warmer plate (Lets see, its got HOT thats good enough for me!)
Brew strength selector (Set mine on SEXY!)
Brita water filtration (Oh man, I’m getting light headed … this is TOO much coffee maker for one person!)

So here below is what my Brita filter has already filtered out in only 5 days of use. WTF my water = THE SUCK! And yes I use pre-filtered water before filling up this bad boy so dont think I put like bath water in it. What else can I say, get this guy. Mr Coffee if I were not afraid my mom would disown me, I might consider marrying you.