| This little guy made a nest right under my porch. Doesn’t he know how bad this neighborhood is? He better not leave his Scion out or he’ll wake up with the tires missing. I guess this means real-estate prices are going up.
Evil Bird! |
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Okay so yeah, I seem to be on a Bush trend today. But the last video reminded me of two other videos I had come across. Common people, singing politicians are funny! The first here is my absolute favorite YouTube movie. Actually, I originally saw this on another site first called AllDumb.com but can no longer find it. No mater how many times I watch it, I laugh:
**WEAPONS -wicka- -wicka- WEAPONS!**
Who da thought that Cheney could drop such a monster beat! This next one must have taken FOREVER to compile. Bush sings “Sunday, Bloody Sunday” by U2. In case you want to sing along, these are the real lyrics with it from LyricsFreak.com:
| I cant believe the news today Oh, I cant close my eyes and make it go away How long… How long must we sing this song? How long? how long…
cause tonight…we can be as one
Broken bottles under childrens feet
Sunday, bloody sunday
And the battles just begun
Sunday, bloody sunday
How long…
cause tonight…we can be as one
Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
Wipe the tears from your eyes
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
And its true we are immune
The real battle yet begun (sunday, bloody sunday)
Sunday bloody sunday |
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Man this had me rolling, this is by far the best edited speech EVER!
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| Dear FedEx Carrier, I came home to find your note on my door. Not even a phone call? You don’t know how much this hurts. I cant help but think your avoiding me. Was it something I said? Maybe … we are growing apart. I know what it is. Its because I used UPS that one time. How many times do I have to say I am sorry! I was just weak, just that ONE time! I told you her overnight guarantee was too much to pass up; coming by in her knee high brown socks and shorts; I’m only human dammit, it meant nothing! Will you never stop punishing me for that one time! I’m so sick of paying for that mistake. You’ll never let it drop. Well you know what? Its not all me ya know! You promised me “The World On Time” … yeah right. When YOU’RE in the mood! If you think I’m going all the way downtown to your place … well you got another thing coming! I’m sorry, I know I’m yelling. Lets not do this, we are adults. Just come home okay? I’ll be here to sign this time. Forgive me, my FedEx Carrier …. |
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There are few things I love in this world as much as coffee. Mmmm Mmmm. So when waiting for a prescription to be filled I found myself at Bed Bath And Beyond. Buried under much more sexy coffee machines was this little guy. A steal this guy was only 50 bucks. The last one I got was from Walmart. A ripoff it only lasted exactly a year. I think there is some conspiracy to have products fail after 1 year. At any rate, this guy comes with all the bling baby. Big pimpin coffee! its got all the features and bling you could want:
So here below is what my Brita filter has already filtered out in only 5 days of use. WTF my water = THE SUCK! And yes I use pre-filtered water before filling up this bad boy so dont think I put like bath water in it. What else can I say, get this guy. Mr Coffee if I were not afraid my mom would disown me, I might consider marrying you. |
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